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Nankang Rubber Tire Corp., Ltd. is a Taiwanese manufacturer of automobile tires and other synthetic rubber products. The company's products include automotive tires, and tires for light trucks, sedan cars, sport utility vehicles and snowfield-use vehicles. During the year ended 31 December 2006, the company obtained approximately 99% of its total revenue from the automobile tires business. In 2006, the company obtained approximately 35% and 32% of its total revenue from the Americas and Europe, respectively.
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